A minha mae decidiu levar-me a uma concelheira espiritual(uma bruxa) quando eu tinha uns 6/7 anos, porque achava estranho o facto de eu ainda nao ter largagado a amamentacao para alem dela ter ficado com uns seios do tamanho de berlindes, queixava-se dos meus dentes caninos! A dita conselheira espiritual no fim de consultar a sua bola de cristal disse: "Nao se preocupe que o seu filho vai ter um futuro brilhante!!" Passados uns anos arranjei um emprego na EDP e logo no primeiro dia apanhei uma descarga electrica de tal forma que os meus colegas disseram:"Epa o gajo parecia um daqueles carros tuning cheio de luzes e tal!" No fim desse pequeno incidente fiquei sem pernas e sem bracos e escrivi isto tudo so com o nariz e a lingua!! Se bem que no Inverno e complicado escrever com o nariz devido ao muco nasal(ranhoca) que se acumula no teclado e ecra. Mas essas pequenas limitacoes fizeram brotar outras capacidades que julgava nao possuir, como por exemplo mexer as orelhas sem qualquer tipo de auxilio e quase quase consigo chegar com a lingua ao nariz!! PS: Gostaria de agradecer ao Fernando Mendes e aos Malucos do Riso pelo contributo para a minha formacao humana. Muito obrigado.

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Intérpretes/Bandas actuais preferidos(as): Nine Inch Nails e Jose Cid nas sextas feiras Álbum preferido: Muito complicado!!! Sao tantos tantos tantos!! Mas aqui vai alguns, daqueles que se poem a rolar do inicio ao fim: NINE INCH NAILS: "Todos os albuns, incluindo as OST do Lost highway e Natural born killers"; TV ON THE RADIO: "Young liars", "Desperate youth, blood thirsty babes", "Return to cookie mountain" e "Dear science"; Três Tristes Tigres: "Comum"; WHO MADE WHO: "Who made who"; DAVID BOWIE: "1. Outside" e "Earthling"; PRIMAL SCREAM: "Screamadelica" e "Vanishing point"; ATARI TEENAGE RIOT: "The future of war" e "60 second wipe out"; Rabbit Junk: "REframe"; LOLITA STORM: "Girls fucking shit up"; Static-X: "Wisconsin death trip"; PETER GABRIEL: "Us"; SNEAKER PIMPS: "Bloodsport"; Whitey: "The light at the end of the tunnel is a train"; BLACKSTROBE: "Burn your own church" GARY NUMAN: "Jagged"; ADD N TO (X): "Loud like nature"; AMON TOBIN: "Permutation"; THE PRODIGY: "Music for the jilted generation","Fat of the land" e "Invaders must die"; THE CRYSTAL METHOD: "Vegas";The Japanese Popstars: "We just are",The Death Set: "Worldwide"; Girl Talk: "Feed the animals"; Dizzee Rascal: "Maths + english"; Ghostland Observatory: "Paparazzi lightning"; Sofa Surfers: "Cargo" e "Sofa surfers"; AutoKratz: "Down & out in Paris & London"; SIGUE SIGUE SPUTNIK: "Flaunt it"; Buck-Tick: "Mona lisa overdrive"; SOUNDGARDEN: "Superunknown"; JON SPENCER BLUES EXPLOSION: "Now i got worry"; EAGLES OF DEATH METAL: "Peace, love, death metal" e "Death by sexy"; GUNS N' ROSES: "Appetite for destruction"; DANIEL JOHNSTON: "Fun"; RAMONES: "It's alive"; DEEP PURPLE: "Who do we think we are?"; LED ZEPPLIN: "Houses of the holy"; PANTERA: "Vulgar display of power"; GRIP INC.: "Power of inner strength"; Videoclip preferido: "The perfect drug" Nine Inch Nails(NIN)************** **************************************** Polysics Pretty Good******************** **************************************** **************************************** MGMT: "Kids"**************************** **************************************** **************************************** **************************************** **************************************** Tv On The Radio: "Staring at the sun"*** **************************************** **************************************** Sigue Sigue Sputnik: "Love missile F1 11"************************************* **************************************** Saul Williams: "Black stacey"*********** **************************************** **************************************** **************************************** Peter Gabriel: "Talk to me"*** **************************************** **************************************** **************************************** Kap Bambino: "Red Sign"***************** **************************************** **************************************** **************************************** Desert Sessions: "Crawl home"*********** **************************************** ********************************************************************************Faith No More/Boo-Ya Tribe: "Another body murdered"************************** **************************************** **************************************** **************************************** Jon Spencer Blues Explosion: "Talk about the blues"************************ **************************************** **************************************** **************************************** David Bowie ft NIN: "I'm afraid of americans"****************************** **************************************** ******************************************************************************** Johnny Cash: "Hurt"********************* **************************************** ******************************************************************************** Atari Teenage Riot: "Too dead for me"*** ****************************************

Garden State:*************************** *************************************** ********************************************************************************Brick:************************************************************************** ********************************************************************************Pecker:************************************************************************* ********************************************************************************Cecil B. DeMented:********************* **************************************** ********************************************************************************A Dirty Shame:********************* **************************************** ********************************************************************************Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:***** **************************************** ********************************************************************************The Big Lebowski:********************** **************************************** ********************************************************************************O Brother, Where Art Thou?:************ **************************************** ********************************************************************************Reservoir Dogs:************************ **************************************** ********************************************************************************Pulp Fiction:************************** **************************************** ********************************************************************************Natural Born Killers:****************** **************************************** ********************************************************************************From Dusk Till Dawn:******************* **************************************** ********************************************************************************Kill Bill:***************************** **************************************** ********************************************************************************Twelve Monkeys:************************ **************************************** ********************************************************************************Breakfast of Champions:**************** **************************************** ********************************************************************************Sin City, Snatch, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Devil and Daniel Johnston, Garganta Funda, Por tras da porta verde, Heidi atras das montanhas com o bode a espreitar

Gato Fedorento, O preco certo em Euros em directo, a fe dos homens, 70x7

Gina

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